(updated 22 Jan 08)  

Top Ten "Geeky" Things That Sound Naughty, But Aren't

10. Defragging your hard drive. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com; edprocoat@msn.com)

9. You'll be penalized if you come late. (tphyll@aol.com)

8. Help me test my coefficient of friction for this solid body. (seeker@vcoms.net)

7. I prefer a scuzzy (SCSI) interface. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

6. I got so embarrassed when my Mom walked in on me while I was playing with my lightsaber last night. (Jdoveraz@aol.com)

5. Bifurcation diagrams. (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

4. Hey do you mind if I stick this in your USB port? (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

3. Examining her curves to confirm they're asymptotic. (rod.renner@juno.com)

2. Blowing your buffer. (DOrr221@comcast.net)

Oh, yeah?  You say she's your personal assistant, huh? Nice try...

1. Staying home to work with your Palm. (edprocoat@msn.com)