(updated 23 Dec 07)  

Top Thirty Rejected Names For the New Over-the-counter Paternity Test Kit

Many names with a TV game show flavor were considered: What's my Lineage?, The Price is Not So Right, Jeopardy and Double Jeopardy (for twins), Match Game, Truth AND Consequences, and I've Got (or had) a Secret. The only show that was flatly rejected was Queen For a Day! (maxcel200@aol.com) Don't do this again...we have a thing called the "each entry gets submitted separately...but because it's the holidays, I'll let it slide. I am WAAAY too nice...Bucko, on the other hand, is WAAAY too naughty. ;)

Now on to the very long list...

30. Pop Culture (maxcel200@aol.com)

29. Wow, I Could Have Had a Trojan! (shep@compascable.net)

28. I slept with WHO? (stickypickle@aol.com)

27. M-I Da1? (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

26. D-N-A'int mine--told you! (PAdams002@hotmail.com)

25. Jacked-In-The-Box (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

24. Stud Finder (tphyll@aol.com; seeker@vcoms.net)

23. I Coulda Had a Blow Job...but NOOOOOOOO... (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

22. Heir's to You (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

21. RU-Knocked Up (rod.renner@juno.com)

20. All Bets Are Off.......because what happens in Vegas, doesn't always stay in Vegas. (thegiuntas@verizon.net)

19. Father Knows Test (tphyll@aol.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

18. You Da Man! (l2893s@gmail.com; jaberwok@yahooy.com)

17. Them Babies Need A Home Paternity Test Kit (tpanner@hotmail.com)

16. 'Fun`s Ova' (jdcoops3@aol.com)

15. "Patern-On" - Apply directly to the, uh...uhm... (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

14. The Drunken Memory (cdmauger@aol.com)

13. Apparently A Parent (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)

12. Clear Blue Sleazy (jrgracey1@aol.com)

11. It's Conceivable (tphyll@aol.com)

10. Nostradadus (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

9. The Maury Povich Show: Home Version (amfpsych@aol.com; candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

8. It's Either Pa Role Or Parole (tphyll@aol.com)

7. "I Don't Know What Got Into Me!" OTC Paternity Test Kit. (DOrr221@comcast.net)

6. Who's Your Daddy? (sorry if this is the 412th time you heard this one) (sootnmoopy@aol.com; rampage1984@msn.com)

5. "My Little Bastard" Home Test. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

4. Sperm Paper (tphyll@aol.com)

3. Pop's Question (tphyll@aol.com)

2. Guess Genes (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

The "exam" some men need more than yearly...

1. Pop Smear (tphyll@aol.com)