(updated 24 Jan 05)  

Top Ten Signs The Book You Are Reading May Contain Fabricated/Exaggerated Facts

10. Two words: Fox Publishing. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

9. It was written by a politician. (Eleman8859@aol.com; murdoctor@aol.com)

8. The book cover testimonials include The National Inquirer. (rod.renner@juno.com)

7. It's a memoir. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

6. The book is about the military campaigns of the famous Spanish folk hero, El Cid, but somehow El Chupacabra gets into the mix. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

5. It's a cookbook written by Lindsay Lohan. (amfpsych@aol.com)

4. Penned by Joe Isuzu. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

3. It's not boring. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

2. "Dear Penthouse Forum......" (mitchwatts@yahoo.com; guitartexn@aol.com)

Well, it was weighted afterall...

1. The words "Fair and Balanced" are on the cover. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com; old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)