(updated 25 Apr 08)  

Top Ten Rejected Slogans To Promote 'Family Fun Night'

10. You'll save gas money. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

9. Hey, it's either this or family counseling. (grumpchong@gmail.com)

8. Twister will get you closer to your sister. (edprocoat@msn.com)

7. You're gonna' have fun if it kills ya'! (Airfarcewon@aol.com; kirstenlmsw@gmail.com)

6. Family fun night: If Dad is going to get drunk and beat the crap out of you anyway, you might as well get a game of Clue out of it. (mikepena@socal.rr.com)

5. Almost as fun and a lot more legal than incest. (skibip@aol.com)

4. Family Fun Night - Because annihilating your kids at board games isn't just fun...it prepares them for real life! (loonalupe@rogers.com)

3. Come to family fun night. Hardly ANYONE died last time. (lovepeaceguy68@aol.com)

2. Today's cherished mementos, tomorrow's landfill. (gerg17@comcast.net)

Somehow this is just wrong on so many levels...

1. You can't play "Mystery Date" at Hooters! (seeker@vcoms.net)