(updated 25 Sep 07)  

Top Ten Signs It's Time To Neuter Your Dog
(Suggested by monetmonet@artlover.com)

She just "fetched" your vibrator. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net) No no no - you see...in life there are female AND male dogs. Case in point:

10. He's beginning to remind me of my last boyfriend, he screws any bitch that walks by. (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

9. Your child's stuffed bear just had puppies. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

8. Bob Baker called you out by name on his last Price is Right. (rampage1984@msn.com)

7. You had to buy a matching dog so that it would look like you were wearing fuzzy chaps. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

6. The cat is always sticky. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

5. He yelps on every step going down the stairs. (jaytah@comcast.net)

4. The mailman shows up each day wearing hip waders. (gerg17@comcast.net)

3. When you say "come" ... he already did! (maxcel200@aol.com)

2. He's been named in more paternity suits than Eddie Murphy. (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

Hey, this sounds like every human guy out there to me...

1. Always wants petting to lead to something. (monetmonet@artlover.com)