(updated 26 Dec 08)  

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Thank you.

Top Ten Things Dumb Guys Think 'Tryptophan' Is

10. My cousin Cooter says that's the shit what killed Superman, but it's pronounced Tryptonite, dumbass! (Truckerex@comcast.net)

9. The thing that makes the "tick" noise in a Swiss watch. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

8. The Greek god of afternoon naps. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

7. A guy that goes to all of the Trypto concerts and has all of their CD's. (Truckerex@comcast.net)

6. That dinosaur with horns on its head. (giuntas404@comcast.net; davidgotribe@aol.com)

5. A fan of tripe. (flynnkj19@aol.com)

4. Tryptophan is that powerful laxative you should NEVER take when you have a bad cough! (StickyPickle@aol.com)

3. The ancient remains of the world's first cooling system. (GerriHan65@aol.com)

2. A supporter of hallucinogens. (215delivery@gmail.com)

Oh, you know somewhere out there - there has to be a couple already...

1. A really cool, new baby name. (GerriHan65@aol.com)