(updated 26 Jul 08)  

Top Ten Reasons Why Getting Drunk Is Better Than Having Sex

10. It's better to worry about a DUI than an IUD. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

9. I can get drunk whenever I want. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

8. When you drink with a whole group, people don't think you're a sleazebag. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

7. I don't have to buy Jack Daniel's dinner first. (jdcoops3@aol.com)

6. Getting drunk, you're only going to throw up a few times. Have sex, you risk throwing up for 9 months. (arlenekader@aol.com; archerjoe@hotmail.com)

5. You can get drunk alone. Oh, wait a minute... (ponytayl@cox.net)

4. A beer doesn't care how fast you finish. (sunjonesboro@yahoo.com)

3. I can still get drunk twice in the same day. (lhill@bryant.edu)

2. You can watch Mythbusters while drinking. (seeker@vcoms.net)

Oh yeah...plus honestly, I've never been known to spit out alcohol...

1. It leaves a better taste in your mouth. (luganrn77@yahoo.com; seeker@vcoms.net)