(updated 26 May 05)  

Top Ten Signs David Blaine Is Just Plain Nuts

10. He doesn't go to Vegas and clean house. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

9. And for his next feat, he's going to sit on a couch and watch TV. WITHOUT A REMOTE! (atwright73@yahoo.com)

8. Sometimes he'll use the levitation trick just to save on shoe leather. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

7. An apparition that looks suspiciously like Harry Houdini keeps appearing at the site of his stunts, laughing hysterically and making faces... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

6. What, only ten??? (Jdoveraz@aol.com)

5. His next stunt is hunting with Dick Cheney. (shep@compascable.net)

4. He claims for his next trick he's going to finally create a successful sitcom for a Seinfeld alumni. (hunkafunk@hotmail.com)

3. Nuts? Does he actually have any after that last stunt? (steve_medel@oxy.com)

2. He's creative, but still the worst suicide planner ever. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

But he promises, when it happens, it will be 52 hours non-stop...

1. In spite of every bit of evidence against it, he's sure that his NEXT stunt will get him laid. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)