(updated 27 Dec 06)  

Top Twenty-five Least Popular Holiday Specials Airing On TV

25. How the Grinch Stole a Porsche (cdmauger@aol.com)

24. Snakes On a Sled (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)

23. Survivor: North Pole (irochford@optusnet.com.au; vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

22. Home Alone 64 - Lost In the Nursing Home (TZMAC@aol.com)

21. The Mormon Tabernacle Choir Does Jay Z's Greatest Hits (skibip@aol.com)

20. We Three Larry Kings (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

19. The Donald Trump And Rosie O'Donnell Christmas Special (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

18. Jingle Bells: The Story of the Salvation Army Bell Ringer (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

17. Fabio's 'I Can't Believe It's Not About Me' Christmas Special (maxcel200@aol.com)

16. Rudolph's Shiny New Beemer (cdmauger@aol.com)

15. A Holiday Federal Reserve Economic Report starring Ben Bernanke (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

14. Donald Trump's "All Fired up for the Holidays" (L1061S@go.com)

13. The Nightmare After Christmas: Credit Card Bills (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

12. No Timmy, There Isn't a Santa Claus, Virginia Is a Little Liar (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

11. Perry Como's "I Swear This Is My Last Christmas Special Ever!" Christmas special (pennhead@gmail.com)

10. 'The End of Santa Special'. Documentary of how G.W. gave the order to invade the North Pole due to presents of mass distribution. (maxcel200@aol.com)

9. A Guy In His Underpants With A Beer And A Santa Hat Holiday Special (tpanner@hotmail.com)

8. The Dick Cheney "My Daughter Isn't Invited" Conservative Family Christmas Special (jaynashvil@aol.com)

7. We Wish You A Happy Hanakawanzamas Politically-Correct Holiday Special (glacier68@comcast.net)

6. Emeril's Reindeer Venison Buffet (cdmauger@aol.com)

5. The Robert Mapplethorpe Good Time Family Hour Holiday Special (Jdoveraz@aol.com)

4. How Global Warming Will Prevent a White Christmas (tphyll@aol.com)

3. Meal or No Meal. Howie Mandel takes his popular game show to soup kitchens on Christmas Eve! (holtbolt@comcast.net)

2. Rudolph Sees an Otolaryngologist (robtone247@yahoo.com)

"Lucy, c'mere...I found the great pumpkin..."

1. Nice Mistletoe Belt Buckle, Charlie Brown (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)