(updated 27 Jul 05)  

Top Ten Signs The World Can't Get Enough David Hasselhoff


Too scary...I wish this was a joke... but it's the best answer to this topic that I can think of : Jump In My Car (murdoctor@aol.com)

10. He's the only cast member of Baywatch with a real chest. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

9. The world can't seem to get enough of Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson either. There's just no explaining these things. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

8. Hey 82.5 million Germans can't all be wrong can they? But then again... (route99@dslextreme.com)

7. All international marathons will now be run in slow motion, and on the beach, and in orange shorts. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

6. Air Force One now has one of those blinky lights on the front of it like Kitt. (rayj0109@gmail.com)

5. Whatever time is on Hasselhoff's watch, THAT'S Greenwich Standard Time. (cdmauger@aol.com)

4. He's number two on the "Ask For" list at the sperm bank. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

3. High Definition TV makes him look reeeeeal good. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

2. Will soon have his own "what's in your wallet", the "No Hasselhoff" card. (guitartexn@aol.com)

Sometimes it's not really who you are...but who you aren't...

1. Because the world is sick and tired of Tom Cruise. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)