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Top Ten Unknown Myths UNTIL NOW (happy now, ronxian@bak.rr.com?) About Thanksgiving
(Topic Suggested by dianyra@aol.com)

First off, how many wives DO you have...secondly...I really don't think it has much to do with Thanksgiving (yeah...I know it was probably an entry for the last time...but I thought it was kinda funny for this one)...

Boy do I look great when I put on one of my wives fancy dresses!

Now the real entries...

10. The Tofurkey was a real hit. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

9. Pumpkin pie vomit actually feels soothing when it comes out.

8. With the demise of Chrysler, "Plymouth Rock" will be renamed "Toyota Rock". (skibip@aol.com)

7. Your family thinks you look fine in your elastic stretch pants. (ponytayl@cox.net)

6. Pilgrim women would have serious scuffles when they showed up for thanksgiving wearing the same outfits. (maxcel200@aol.com)

5. After meeting the American Indians the Pilgrims partook in some peace pipe smoking which led to severe munchies which in conclusion became the now famous Thanksgiving feast. (flynnkj19@aol.com)

4. Cranberry sauce made its acting debut in 1958's "The Blob" with Steve McQueen. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

3. The one thing the Pilgrims never gave thanks for...getting New Jersey from the Indians! (maxcel200@aol.com)

2. Squanto and Pocahontas translate in English as "Sonny and Cher". (skibip@aol.com)

"...and thank you for calling the Butterball hotline...glad we could help..."

1. Licking the entire turkey before cooking will give it a beautiful golden skin. (giuntas404@elliott-turbo.com)