(updated 2 Apr 10)  

Top Ten Catchphrases Rejected by Santa Before Settling On 'Ho Ho Ho!'
(Suggested by Leis)

"Is it f*cking December again already?!?" (sootnmoopy@aol.com) No, it's April...but, hey...it was either update now or WAIT until December rolled around again...

10. "Got Milk?" (ronxian@bak.rr.com)

9. "Would you like a piece of candy little girl?" (astae@paonline.com)

8. "Better Luck Next Time" (oldcurmudgeon@humormeonline.com)

7. "Get the hell off my lap!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

6. "You could save 15% or more on car insurance!" (giunta404@comcast.net)

5. "That oughta hold the little bastards til next year!" (jaynashvil@aol.com)

4. "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" (flynnkj19@aol.com)

3. "Soot Happens" (ronxian@bak.rr.com)

2. "Are you feelin' LUCKY, punk?!" (ronxian@bak.rr.com)

And when I stopped believing in Santa...Dad kept up the tradition...

1. "Here are your toys you little asshole!" (tomcnagy@verizon.net)

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