(updated 2 Mar 08)  

Top Thirty 'Octogenarian-Plus' Porn Movies

Okay...I had 20 million entries for this one (heh heh...she said "entries")...so it was hard (heh heh..."hard") to narrow it down...so I picked a bunch.

30. Octopussy (DavidGoTribe@aol.com; DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

29. Around the World in 80 Days (maxcel200@aol.com)

28. The Incredible Shrinking Penis (humorbear@aol.com)

27. Behind the Green Corpse (cbigdaddy55@aol.com)

26. Driving Miss Daisy From Behind (humorbear@aol.com)

25. Semi Hard (tpanner@hotmail.com)

24. How Green Was My Viagra (sadsack59@hotmail.com) (Before you email me...yes, I know Viagra is blue...but they are old...their eyes can't see that great anymore...deal with it.)

23. Jurassic Poke (Onefriendsreply2@aol.com)

22. The Diaper on Miss Jones (monacof@bellsouth.net)

21. Oysters And Old Lace (humorbear@aol.com)

20. The Whoring Twenties (guitartexn@aol.com)

19. Spinster's Fist (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

18. Humpy Old Men (gerg17@comcast.net)

17. Debbie Gums Dallas (Jdoveraz@aol.com)

16. Sex, Lies and Eight Track Tapes (giuntas404@comcast.net)

15. Girls Gone White! (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

14. The Man In The Gray Flannel Diaper (humorbear@aol.com)

13. Broke Back and Hip (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

12. Old Body Heat (humorbear@aol.com)

11. Debbie Keeps Doing Dallas Over and Over Again Because She Can't Remember She Already Has (rte.99@sbcglobal.net)

10. Lake Flaccid (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

9. Emission Impossible (humorbear@aol.com)

8. A Wrinkle in Time (seeker@vcoms.net)

7. 9 1/2 Decades (giuntas404@comcast.net)

6. Incontinental Divide (gerg17@comcast.net)

5. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex*
*But fell asleep before you asked (jdcoops3@aol.com)

4. Broke Back Mountin' (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

3. Walker: Sexy Ranger: With A Walker (tpanner@hotmail.com)

2. Deep Throat-y Cough (rod.renner@juno.com)

Starring "actor" Tommy Lee instead of Tommy Lee Jones one day?

1. No Cunty For Old Men (tpanner@hotmail.com)