(updated 4 Feb 05)  

Top Ten Lesser Known Super Bowl Moments

Okay, so it only comes around once a year...and twice 24 is XL...I mean if you're a professional football player...so here's our expanded list...

24. The full frontal nudity of John Madden in an effort to inspire his team. This is jokingly recalled as winning one for the "zipper." (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

23. A half-time interview with elementary schoolteacher, Gladys Futterman, who coached NFL executives on their Roman numerals. (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

22. Few recall the time that Doc Brown and Marty McFly tore up the field in a DeLorean, then went back in time to resod it, went back again to mow and reline it, then returned yet again to continue the game. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

21. Super Bowl III: Jets Cheerleader Brandy Wentworth generates more crowd enthusiasm than she can ever remember. She later discovers she isn't wearing panties. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

20. Super Bowl XXIII- The pilot can't hold it in & takes a leak out the Goodyear blimp window over the stadium below. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

19. Sorry, with the publication of a $4,000 book about the Super Bowl that weighs 80 pounds all the "Lesser Known" Super Bowl Moments have been tediously documented. This is true. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com) Yes...and it's also true you can get the $25,000 version with all the living (go figure...no dead ones) MVP's signatures.

18. Pete Rose shows up at the coin toss, and bets the farm that it'll land on its edge. (strontium901@juno.com)

17. When it wasn't a sideshow of pop-star freaks and washed-up musicians. Who knows how long ago *that* was (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

16. Calista Flockhart's halftime show wardrobe malfunction.....the same as Janet Jackson's but for some reason, nobody noticed......????? (skibip@aol.com)

15. When Terry Bradshaw became a charter member of the Hair Club for Men (lexkase@san.rr.com)

14. Original Rolling Stones halftime performance scheduled in 1985 pushed aside for the more popular "Up With People". (elaguajdo@netscape.net)

13. That one moment when John Madden wasn't annoying. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

12. After Super Bowl XX, Easy-E and Flavor Flav beat Jim McMahon's ass for attempting to rap on "Super Bowl Shuffle". (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

11. The "murder moment" when a guy's wife decides to kill him because the tickets he said cost $100 really cost $5,000 (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

10. Mean Joe Greene spitting out a Coke and saying "gimme a Bud." (skibip@aol.com)

9. Laurence Taylor snorting the 30 yard line before making a sack (amfpsych@aol.com)

8. Super Bowl XXXII: A Zima man attempts to peddle his wares and barely escapes with his life. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

7. After kicking the game-winning field goal in Super Bowl V, Colts kicker Jim O'Brien made $25 bucks by shouting into the camera, "I'm going to Dorney Park in Allentown, Pennsylvania!" (cdmauger@aol.com)

6. In heated ballots preceding the very first, the title "Pretty-Good Bowl" finally relinquished its narrowing margin to the name by which we know it today: The Super Bowl. (sootnmoopy@aol.com)

5. Super Bowl XIII: Horace Hepplewhite cuts out a "D" and a "fence" out of cardboard and brings it to the game, marking the first and last time that idea was actually clever. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

4. IN the closing minutes of Super Bowl XXII, the Pittsburgh Steelers set the all time record for "Hi Moms" in 30 seconds of sideline panning on ABC. (skibip@aol.com)

3. In 1969..Super Bowl III, New York Jets QB, Joe Namath forgot to wear his cup..but still hung in there for the entire game (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

2. After being doused with Gatorade, Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson contracted both hypoglycemia and hypothermia, making him the first over-hypoed coach in NFL history. (cdmauger@aol.com)

"Super Bowling...is that where you get 3 strikes?..."

1. George W. Bush getting upset because they wouldn't let him throw out the first pitch. (skibip@aol.com)