(updated 4 Mar 05)  

Top Ten Slogans For The New Gillette "6 Blade" Razor
(Topic suggested by mistahtom@aol.com)

10. Gillette's new "6 blade razor"....You won't survive a closer shave. (dennisilvr@aol.com)

9. "Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

8. The American Red Cross' favorite razor. (w.kaer@att.net)

7. We'll keep this up until you morons figure it out. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

6. The new Gillette 6 Blade - Because you'll never know if that health plan really works unless you try it. (rayj0109@gmail.com)

5. Wait 'til airport security finds this baby! (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com)

4. Doesn't matter what blade you use, she's checking out your package anyway. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

3. Chill out! It's not like we're running low on titanium or anything! (tpanner@hotmail.com)

2. One blade stretches and lifts, One blade stretches and lifts, One blade stretches and lifts, One blade stretches and lifts, One blade stretches and lifts, and the blade we actually sharpened cuts. (mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

Ah...just one of those "dual" ad campaigns again I see...

1. Your skin will feel softer...with six times as many little bits of Puffs tissue patched onto it. (kayladykay@aol.com)