(updated 5 Aug 08)  

Top Ten Surprises In The New 'X-Files' Movie

10. Turns out it's just kind of a lame "PG-13-Files" movie. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

9. They didn't hire very many X-tras. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

8. It's all about divorced, former spouses. (tphyll@aol.com)

7. The actual "X-file" contains the formula for chocolate laxative. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

6. Scully & Mulder travel to Choctaw Ridge, Misississippi and determine exactly what Billie Joe McAllister threw off the Tallahatchie Bridge. (Seeker@vcoms.net)

5. Nude scene confirms that Scully's a real redhead. :) (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

4. Mulder and Scully find out they ARE alone, married, and bored out of their minds. (Ponytayl@cox.net)

3. The waste of color film on a movie that's mostly white. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

2. Attendees in the theater! (erniedacabdriver@netscape.net; tpanner@hotmail.com)

Ironic...they are probably shaking their heads wondering "why", too...

1. The subject is lost on Generation Y. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)