(updated 6 May 05)  

Top Ten Episode Ideas For Mick Jagger's New Sitcom

10. Mick gets a cold sore. Nobody notices. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

9. Jagger makes out with guest star Julia Roberts; the resulting suction injures thousands. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

8. "M*I*C*K": A re-invention of the classic movie/TV property "M*A*S*H", with Keith Richards as Klinger, Charlie Watts as Frank, Ron Wood as Hawkeye, and of course, Mick as Hot Lips.... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

7. The one where everyone talks like a bunch of unintelligible 60-year-old Cockneys. (scalpel@aol.com)

6. A self-aware episode where TV execs try to kill the show, but like the band, it just won't DIE! (stan@squidworks.com)

5. Wacky neighbor offers to rid Jagger's apartment of old man smell (lexkase@san.rr.com)

4. While attempting to give to the Red Cross, Mick discovers they can't get blood from a Stone. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

3. Mick and his mates get into some hilarious hi jinks when they inadvertently sign up for the wrong Medicare plan, and scramble to get their maintenance meds! (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

2. Not absolutely certain about the plot, but Episode #6 is titled "Passing Stones". (razcactus@netzero.com)

Ironically, under the same tree he fell out of...

1. Keith Richards comes over for a visit and the dog keeps trying to bury him in the backyard. (tpanner@hotmail.com)