(updated 7 Oct 08)  

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Sarah Palin's Top Ten Tips For Women

10. Look better and younger by teaming up with an old man. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

9. If your husband comes home with lipstick on the collar you know he's been out with a pig. (maxcel200@aol.com)

8. Playtex Living Gloves will protect your nails while field dressing a caribou. (astae@paonline.com)

7. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When a Presidential candidate hands you power, make PowerAde. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

6. If you're going to sleep your way to the top, you can't just do it with the cute guys. (giuntas404@comcast.net)

5. Do as I say, not as I (or my daughter) do. (arlenekader@aol.com)

4. Even if you really are ditzy, be sure to smile and wink, and you'll get whatever you want, doggone it. You betcha! (tphyll@aol.com)

3. Learn to make chocolate mousse: First melt the chocolate. Then, shoot the moose... (GerriHan65@aol.com)

2. Never agree to be interviewed by Katie Couric. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

And just to make sure you appeal to the everyday average Joe...

1. Look like Tina Fey. (giuntas404@comcast.net)