(updated 7 Oct 08)
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Sarah Palin's Top Ten Tips For Women
10. Look better and younger by teaming up with an old man. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
9. If your husband comes home with lipstick on the collar you know he's been out with a pig. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
8. Playtex Living Gloves will protect your nails while field dressing a caribou. (email@example.com)
7. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When a Presidential candidate hands you power, make PowerAde. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)
6. If you're going to sleep your way to the top, you can't just do it with the cute guys. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
5. Do as I say, not as I (or my daughter) do. (email@example.com)
4. Even if you really are ditzy, be sure to smile and wink, and you'll get whatever you want, doggone it. You betcha! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
3. Learn to make chocolate mousse: First melt the chocolate. Then, shoot the moose... (GerriHan65@aol.com)
2. Never agree to be interviewed by Katie Couric. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
And just to make sure you appeal to the everyday average Joe...
1. Look like Tina Fey. (email@example.com)