(updated 8 Aug 07)
Top Ten Signs Your State's Senator Has Visited a Brothel
No gags about "The Sinate", "The LegisLAYture", or "Cat House of Representatives"? You guys are either slipping or getting better...I'm not certain.
THERE'S A WAY YOU CAN TELL!!!!????? .......Sincerely; Your State Senator (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yes, now on to the list...
10. She's from New York...and where else would you expect her to go to try to locate her husband?! (email@example.com)
9. Has a huge number of "Frequent Liar" miles. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)
8. He cringes every time some calls him a blowhard. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
7. Key part of his campaign is his new "Thousand points of Red Lights". (email@example.com)
6. Keeps getting sent "Dear John" letters. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
5. An unhealthy amount of re-election posters start popping up on the lawn of the local brothel. (email@example.com)
4. Barely even LOOKS at his Pages. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
3. Accidentally left his "Your fifth hooker's free!" punch card on his desk. (email@example.com; rte.99.sbcglobal.net)
2. Constant trips to Nevada to meet with 'local Wild Life experts'. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
And those "around the world" trips? He's a goodwill ambASSador, all right...
1. Refers to passage of bills as "getting a happy ending". (email@example.com)