(updated 8 Aug 07)  

Top Ten Signs Your State's Senator Has Visited a Brothel

No gags about "The Sinate", "The LegisLAYture", or "Cat House of Representatives"? You guys are either slipping or getting better...I'm not certain.

THERE'S A WAY YOU CAN TELL!!!!????? .......Sincerely; Your State Senator (dennisilvr@aol.com) Yes, now on to the list...

10. She's from New York...and where else would you expect her to go to try to locate her husband?! (maxcel200@aol.com)

9. Has a huge number of "Frequent Liar" miles. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

8. He cringes every time some calls him a blowhard. (jaynashvil@aol.com)

7. Key part of his campaign is his new "Thousand points of Red Lights". (odinsonthewise@yahoo.com)

6. Keeps getting sent "Dear John" letters. (tphyll@aol.com)

5. An unhealthy amount of re-election posters start popping up on the lawn of the local brothel. (razcactus@earthlink.net)

4. Barely even LOOKS at his Pages. (kamasushi@gmail.com)

3. Accidentally left his "Your fifth hooker's free!" punch card on his desk. (erniedacabdriver@netscape.net; rte.99.sbcglobal.net)

2. Constant trips to Nevada to meet with 'local Wild Life experts'. (kamasushi@gmail.com)

And those "around the world" trips? He's a goodwill ambASSador, all right...

1. Refers to passage of bills as "getting a happy ending". (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)