(updated 11 Mar 03)  

Top Ten Signs Your Dog Thinks He's Your Equal
(Topic Sorta Suggested by MistahTom@aol.com)

10. It turns out it's not just you that's humpin' the wife. (guitartexn@aol.com)

9. When you find a new folder on your desktop labeled "doggie porn". (jeriandgeo)

8. YOU'RE the one sleeping in the doghouse. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

7. Insists on standing on two legs when he pees. (kamasushi@aol.com; Omegamagezero@aol.com)

6. He won't sleep with your wife either. (lacee7700@aol.com)

5. He starts to sh** on you just like your spouse, mother-in-law, the government, your kids, etc., etc., etc. (L1061S@go.com)

4. Always first to sniff my date's crotch. (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

3. When he is too sick to walk, my wife drives him to the vet. When I'm too sick to drive, she drives me to work?????????? (MushroomClouds@aol.com)

2. You both think "I'm glad I don't look that stupid when I do it". (mr_didgers@hotmail.com)

The bad thing about it is that yours could actually win some ribbons for it...

1. You're both dating bitches. (edberger@aol.com)