(updated 11 May 05)  

Laura Bush's Top Ten Rejected One-Liners

10. Well if there's one thing my husband learned in Vietnam.... uhhh.... never mind. (toohip4rm@aol.com)

9. The Leader of the free world, and the leader of the Axis of Evil walk into a bar... (RLTOWLER@AOL.COM)

8. George says he's so happy I'm the First Lady 'cause that means he doesn't have to count very far. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

7. He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

6. I saw so many pricks at Chippendales, I felt like I hadn't left the White House. (noncomposmentiss@aol.com)

5. My husband hasn't done binge drinking for years. Our twins have taken on that job. (skibip@aol.com)

4. George is so dumb, he can only change a light bulb with the dimmer switch on. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

3. George is always sayin' "It's hard, it's so hard.." Well, believe me, it isn't! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

2. I'll explain these jokes when we get home, honey. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

He's still on the fence about Women's Lib...erals, tho...

1. George favors gay rights...it's the ones on the left he doesn't care for. (maxcel200@aol.com)