(updated 11 Oct 03)  

Top Ten Names For The Upcoming Maria Shriver News Show

10. The Daily News with Skeletor (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

9. !Hello Guv'nah! (mangoandy@fire2wire.com)

8. Formerly Democrat (chefrandy@charter.net)

7. The News: How Incredibly Rich People Interpret It (iRonni@msn.com)

6. The Sharp Angle with Maria Shriver (corabelle@comic.com)

5. As I Recall... (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

4. The Real Skinny (kayladykay@aol.com)

3. Hey Arnold (funandgames@jeremiah2911.org; cdmauger@aol.com)

2. Late night with Conan...The Barbarian's Wife (randy.renner@juno.com)

For those times you need more than just your finger on the pulse of the nation...

1. Groping For a Story (lacee7700@aol.com; Pootybrew@earthlink.net)