(updated 12 Aug 03)  

Top Ten Things Overheard In The Line To Sign Up To Run For Governor Of California

10. Maybe if we elect him, he won't make any more bad movies. (handarazuur@hotmail.com)

9. My first step will be replacing every law enforcement officer's gun with a mood ring. (seeker@vcoms.net)

8. Gary...look at the sign...you have to be this tall to run for Governor!!! (marcwwolf@aol.com)

7. I came to get Arnold's autograph, but then I figured, what the hell... (TerriKlein@aol.com)

6. My Mom was gonna throw me out. She said it was either this or trucking school. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

5. What a country. Where else can you hear the names Arnold Schwarzenegger, Larry Flynt and Gary Coleman in the same sentence and not be waiting for a punchline? (kamasushi@aol.com)

4. I'd like to run for governor, and so would my dog, Mr. Foofur. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

3. You mean this ISN'T the line to see "Gigli?" (MrglsJon@aol.com)

2. This many people didn't even vote in the last election. (lhill@maguiregroup.com)

"Okay, phone lines are open...if you want to vote for Arnold, dial 1-900-TERMN8R..."

1. I figure my chances here are way better than they were on "American Idol." (TerriKlein@aol.com)