(updated 12 Jan 03)  

Top Ten Things Diana Ross Said to the Policeman Who Pulled Her Over For Drunk Driving

10. Whitney Houston is right behind me. (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

9. Well, at least my hair looks better than Nick Nolte's... (glacier@nwlink.com)

8. Oh, there you are..would you please take my bags up to room 306? (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

7. Weren't you working at the airport? (seeker@vcoms.net)

6. I could introduce your kids to Michael Jackson. (L1061S@go.com)

5. You want me to walk a "white line"? Where!?!?!? Where!?!?! (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

4. Set me free, why don't you babe? (GRIN) (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

3. Leave me the F#%& alone or I'll get Zsa Zsa to kick your A$$. (strollo5@aol.com)

2. I'll take this to the Supremes' court! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

She had to say it cause she couldn't spell it worth a damn...

1. I've got the sweetest hangover I don't wanna get over. (lacee7700@aol.com; ldolphin34@hotmail.com)