(updated 12 Jun 05)  

Top Ten Rejected National Enquirer Headlines Regarding Deep Throat

10. Deep Throat Felt When Dick Went Down! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

9. Deep Throat Spits It Out (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com)

8. The Washington Deep Throat before Monica Lewinsky (lexkase@san.rr.com)

7. Deep Throat Mystery Licked (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

6. Linda Lovelace's Ghost Sues Old FBI Fart (RWich928@aol.com)

5. Bush Finds Deep Throat Story Hard To Swallow, Issues Gag Order (MrglsJon@aol.com)

4. Limbaugh: "Deep Throat Sucks!" (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

3. Jennifer Garner Leaves Ben Affleck For Deep Throat - Wooed By His Tales Of Late Nights With "Dick" (rayj0109@gmail.com)

2. Deep Throat Blows All (jdh@ja-ad.com)

Well, if they didn't use it...they shoulda...

1. Deep Throat: It's Hard To Swallow But It's Felt! (maxcel200@aol.com)