(updated 12 May 04)  

Top Ten Ways The Demise Of Friends Is Going To Affect Our Daily Lives

First off...It's a trick question. It won't affect anyone who actually has a life! (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

Ah! OK, next category. (L1061S@go.com) ...Yeah yeah...we can take a hint...now on to the list...

10. Now I won't be watching "Joey" on Thursday nights instead of not watching "Friends" (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

9. We will live in constant fear of the possibility of Jennifer Anniston making more movies. (lacee7700@aol.com)

8. The WB will instantly try to fill the ratings vacuum with a new reality show hosted by Ron Jeremy: "Who Wants to Do a Porn Star?". (zenphoenix@yahoo.com)

7. Women will go back to hairstyles that suit them. (cmndrnineveh@aol.com; robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

6. Hopefully, with time, the song "Smelly Cat" will totally disappear from my mind. (pjb1671@netscape.net)

5. Fewer overpaid TV actors to read about the substance abuse problems of. (chharget@aol.com)

4. Watching TV naked on Thursday night won't be the same unless Jennifer Anniston joins the cast of ER. (Truckerex@insightbb.com)

3. Six more out of work white people competing against me for jobs. (chefrandy@charter.net)

2. No easy excuse for blowing people off on Thursday nights, anymore. (chharget@aol.com)

What are the odds that we have found the ONE person it actually matters to?...

1. I'll have to find six more imaginary friends. (spamalope@access4less.net)