(updated 13 Jul 04)  

Top Ten Alien Pick-up Lines
(Topic suggested by monetmonet@artlover.com)

10. "I come in peace...piece of ass that is!" (davidgotribe@aol.com)

9. "These arms long to hold you..and THESE arms want to caress you..while THESE arms make you your favorite meal..and THESE arms...." (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

8. "I came to strip this planet of its natural resources, but since you've already done that, how about a little nookie?" (MaislosMom@comcast.net)

7. "You have pretty skin. It would look even better crumpled on the floor next to the Impregnation Chamber." (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

6. "I need to phone home. Can I do it from your bedroom?" (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

5. "What's a cow like you doing in a field like this... right side out?" (stan@squidworks.com)

4. "I do believe I have experienced love at first sighting!" (mychickenlips@aol.com; BRE727@aol.com)

3. "Beam me up, hottie." (Penguann2@aol.com)

2. "Men really are from Mars...all the good ones at least." *wink* (wtlegis@yahoo.com)

Hey, if you can morph into Mel Gibson, you've got a date!...

1. "What's your crop sign?" (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)

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