(updated 13 Jun 03)  

Top Ten Rejected Songs For Rod Stewart's Broadway Musical

10. Do You Think I'm...Still Alive? (craigieb@aol.com)

9. Forever Hung (MedCheryl@aol.com; ShaunaMV@aol.com)

8. Yes, We Have No Alana (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

7. Jesus Christ Stupidhair (casstigator@yahoo.com)

6. Do Ya Think I'm a Sexy (Senior Citizen)? (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

5. Get Me To The Nearest Underage Model On time! (GerriHan65@aol.com)

4. Clang, Clang, Clang Goes The Alimony (casstigator@yahoo.com)

3. Every Picture Tells a Story, So Please Burn the Negatives (PhoenyxRises@aol.com)

2. Tonight's The Night - For Bingo (jrgracey1@aol.com)

Here's one to prove that old Rod the Mod just might not getting the nod anymore...

1. Maggie May Not (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)