(updated 13 May 03)  

Top Ten Studies More Stupid Than The "Monkeys Typing Shakespeare" One

10. What is the deeper meaning behind "fo' shizzle" and, to a lesser extent, "my nizzle"? (Cheez412@aol.com)

9. "The Effects of Klingon Society on Romulan Culture" (Also known as..."What people who have too much time on their hands do") (ashdeaditehunter@aol.com)

8. Does the gas from cow belching/farting erode the ozone layer?? (arsauls@aol.com; Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

7. With a mere $5 mil grant, I propose putting a recording device into an unpopulated forest to settle the "does a falling tree make a sound" debate once and for all. (mrsbrak@aol.com)

6. The study which studies people who actually think a monkey can type Shakespeare. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

5. Severity of dog bites as a function of the aggressiveness of their bark: which is worse? (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)

4. Five-year, $10m study to determine if stress can be reduced by application of large amounts of currency. (seeker@vcoms.net)

3. U. S. Government approves study to decide "when it comes to breast size, Is more than a mouth full really a waste? " (arsauls@aol.com)

2. Study of marshmallow safety. (agapeagent@yahoo.com)

Since when do most men complain about having something "raise up"?

1. To determine a scientific explanation as to why women will bitch about having to put the toilet seat down, but men never complain about having to raise it up. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)