(updated 14 Aug 04)  

Top Ten Signs That Your Child Will Make a Great Politician
(Topic suggested by monetmonet@artlover.com)

Okay...we might have a new bad pun leader...not too sure, I'd have to take a recount...He wears fili"buster" brown shoes. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Well, here's 13...because we all know you can't count on politicians...

13. Not even HE knows when he's lying. (chharget@aol.com)

12. When deciding on dinner, he says, "I actually did vote for pizza, before I voted against it." (Penguann2@aol.com)

11. You need two pacifiers for the baby... since it can cry out of both sides of its mouth at once. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

10. When you ask if he's cleaned his room, he responds by saying, "Well, I may have at one time promised to clean my room, but after gathering data and looking at facts on the ground, I have to say that I was probably a little bit out of line in making that statement. I would like to clarify my position on room-cleaning by saying..." (scalpel@aol.com)

9. He already has bad hair. (fealy@verizon.net)

8. Wants to declare war on Japan secretly hoping to drive down the cost of video games. (MaislosMom@comcast.net)

7. He can't pronounce "nuclear" -- or anything else. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com; TheWhineCritic@aol.com)

6. He's always in an undisclosed location. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

5. When asked if he hit his brother, he asks for a definition of "hit". (jaynashvil@aol.com)

4. Clueless, Clueless, Clueless. Need I say more. (ubinrude@peoplepc.com)

3. You try to give him vapor medication for his nasal congestion but he refuses to inhale. (maxcel200@aol.com)

2. Everyone at the family dairy will tell you, he shovels $#!+ better than anyone. (chharget@aol.com)

He keeps telling you he needs it to buy more "pork"...

1. He doesn't steal the other kids' lunch money... he "appropriates" it. (murdoctor@aol.com)