(updated 14 Jul 05)  

Top Ten Redneck Pick-up Lines

10. Damn, yer hotter than a jalapeno fart in the mo-havvy desert! (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

9. So are you on the bride's side of the family or the groom's side of the family or both? (internut36@hotmail.com)

8. Do you stop in here to pee often? (HerzogVon@aol.com)

7. Want to come back to my trailer and check out the transmission in my bathtub? (seoptimize@comcast.net)

6. I have a Wal-Mart credit card! (jaynashvil@aol.com)

5. Can you check the spelling of my tattoos? (shep@peoplepc.com)

4. I don't know if you KNOW this or not but, my 2nd cousin's grandad on my father's side's brother's sister's wife knows Dale Jr. Wanna do it? (rayj0109@gmail.com)

3. Wanna go ta the dump and shoot rats? (bjjtoff@tds.net)

2. You getta line, then you get this pole, honey. (lacee7700@aol.com)

I believe this one almost made it past the censors on 'The Andy Griffith Show'...then again...maybe not...

1. If you gots the hot beaver, I gots the "hot damn!" (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

The Ones That Almost Made It