(updated 14 Mar 03)  

Top Ten Other Changes Congress Is Planning to Adopt Besides Renaming French Fries

10. "Depends" undergarments to be renamed "Frenchies". (L1061S@go.com)

9. The American flag will change to Green, Yellow, and Black...you know Red, White, and Blue is soooo French. (kaylor@mail.com)

8. "Franco American Spaghetti" now named "Cook Boy Howdy Soup With Noodles". (shlpr9@hotmail.com)

7. Nursery school children now only allowed to see London. (kurt@trident-metals.com)

6. Henceforth the Cowardly Lion in The Wizard Of Oz will be referred to as Jacques Chirac. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

5. Change the Pledge Of Allegiance to say "One nation under Canada, above Mexico." (Mistahtom@aol.com)

4. Due to a case of mistaken identity, Kermit the Frog will be expelled from the country. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

3. From now on, a "manage a trois" will be officially know as a "Freedom F**K"... (fcapps@aol.com)

2. All Congressional air travel will be on Hooter's Air. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

There's gotta be a Bonaparte joke here someplace...

1. If French kissing while having sex, you must pull out at the last second and run away. (Truckerex@wmconnect.com)

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