(updated 14 Sep 03)  

Top Ten Real Reasons J Lo and Ben Affleck Postponed Their Wedding

10. Had a fight when Ben answered "Yes" to that "Does the wedding dress make my butt look big?" question. (guitartexn@aol.com; medic_92@yahoo.com)

9. They were waiting for "Gigli-Mania" to die down. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

8. The sudden realization the Ben might be B Lo her standards. (bchbms99@aol.com)

7. The wedding was set for late evening and Demi's boyfriend had to be home by his 10:00 PM curfew. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

6. Not enough paparazzi for J Lo, too many for Ben. (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

5. Need more time to arm security now that Puff Daddy has RSVP'd. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

4. Ben needed an excuse to have ANOTHER bachelor party. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

3. Pre-nup had to be revised to clearly state who gets custody of Matt Damon. (MrglsJon@aol.com)

2. They just thought right now it would be a bad movie..er..move..I meant move. (RWich928@aol.com)

Yeah, they couldn't agree on one that bennifer'd...er...benefitted both sides...

1. They haven't decided upon an agreeable divorce date yet. (handarazuur@hotmail.com)