(updated 14 Sep 04)  

Top Ten Signs You've Run Out of Gift Ideas for Your Spouse

No no no - this may be the case, but you still are required to TRY something...

You didn't run out of ideas, you're just sick of buying crap for her. (litig8you@yahoo.com)

Now to those true romantics...

10. Up all night watching QVC. (Seeker@vcoms.net)

9. Here ya go, babe...a twelve of Busch Light, ten bucks in scratch-offs, and two Mickey Dee's gift certificates. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ! (TyleredOne@aol.com)

8. You spend a LOT more time on the gift-wrap to distract her. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

7. You get one of those clever "I was going to buy you a present but..." cards. (jygirl8@aol.com)

6. Please, please, PLEASE!! pick this entry. I'm thinking the origami kangaroo this year. (astae@paonline.com)

5. You stopped worrying about this long about the time you got your12th Barnes and Noble gift certificate from them. (chharget@aol.com)

4. You pay Jayson Blair to come up with ideas. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

3. You consider divorcing her just so you can surprise someone again. (scalpel@aol.com)

2. Clap on. Clap off. (seeker@vcoms.net)

Show you care...well, okay, show you at least remembered how to spell their name correctly...

1. You end up buying her a gift certificate to a store that sells gift certificates. (toohip4rm@aol.com; robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)