(updated 15 Aug 05)  

Top Ten Reasons Why You Never See Turkey Eggs In The Supermarket
(Topic Kinda Suggested By Rwich928@aol.com)

10. They're gobbled up before you get there. (I realize there will be a zillion of this pun, but I just couldn't resist.) (rod.renner@juno.com; lacee7700@aol.com)

9. Too many people want to go back to bed after eating them. (Penguann2@aol.com)

8. When placed at the bottom of a bag, they don't break even when struck with a can of chili. (freeloosedirt@gmail.com)

7. Muscled off the shelves by the Chicken Mafia. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

6. I don't live anywhere near Washington, D.C. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

5. Eggs? I thought turkeys were seedless like grapes, watermelons and Michael Jackson. (randy@randypeterman.com)

4. Because they're too large to fit into an egg carton. Jeez, I thought everybody knew that. (WJKbase@aol.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)

3. Too stupid to know which aisle to go to. (HerzogVon@aol.com)

2. Wow...how can a frozen bird in a plastic wrapper lay eggs? (nstn@statefarm.com)

Well then, I'd say it's about time they get crackin'...

1. Because the poultry industry is too chicken to try something new. (MedCheryl@aol.com)