(updated 15 Dec 04)  

Top Ten Slogans For Paris Hilton's New Fragrance
(Not Names...Slogans)
(Topic suggested by Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

10. Now you, too, can be stinkin' rich. (cdmauger@aol.com)

9. The affordable perfume. It's almost as cheap as I am! (BRE727@aol.com)

8. What you couldn't smell on those sex tapes. (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

7. Paris Hilton - When looking cheap just isn't enough. (seeker@vcoms.net)

6. Smells like spoiled teen spirit. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

5. The Scent a Man Leaves On a Woman (richdiandkids@optonline.net)

4. Smells better than the real Paris smells. (skibip@aol.com)

3. Just a dab...I'll do ya! (colie7922@aol.com)

2. The smell that reminds you of being in Paris even though you've never been to France. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

The fragrance that movies...er...moves you...

1. When you want to put something behind your ears besides your ankles. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

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