(updated 15 Jun 04)  

Top Ten Reasons Why Superheroes Wear Their Underwear Outside Their Clothing

10. No unsightly panty lines while battling evil. (Truckerex@insightbb.com; fireflysmail@aol.com)

9. If I had super human strength, 4% body fat and x-ray vision I'd run around in my underwear. (CoyPsyche@aol.com)

8. They have super powers but not super fashion sense. (archerjoe@hotmail.com; marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

7. It is the source of their secret powers. Go ahead, try it. Everyone will be falling down all around you as you walk into the office. Some will have trouble breathing... (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

6. Super peer pressure, all the other superheroes do it. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

5. The tights are a bit revealing for modest superheroes The underwear, at least, leaves something to the imagination. (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

4. Hey, if YOU spent 40 bucks on a pair of red spandex briefs, you'd want the rest of the world to know it, too. (scalpel@aol.com; marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

3. The same reason I do: Large genitalia won't fit when they are on the inside. (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

2. Hey! Have you ever tried to change in a phone booth? (rampage1984@msn.com)

Well, you might tell him it...but only once...

1. Are you going to tell a guy who's faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound that he can't? (tygrkhat40@yahoo.com; (zenphoenix@hotmail.com)