(updated 16 Jul 03)  

Top Ten Slogans For the "Bent and Dent" Grocery Store in Calera, Alabama
(and yes, there actually is one)

10. Shop here, and you can say, "Bent there, Dent that." (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

9. Our food is abused not used. (alkalinezachmo@yahoo.com)

8. If you find a pristine one we'll bend or dent it for ya! (iRonni@msn.com)

7. Now more pieces than ever in our Reese's Pieces products. (dannyboy4343@aol.com)

6. Get bent. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com;dinosaur1972@aol.com)

5. You save on everyding! (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

4. We've bent over backwards to put a dent in your savings. (xslickdaddiex@aol.com)

3. If you find the same product in the same condition for a lower price, let us know, because we may have just found a new distributor! (dannyboy4343@aol.com)

2. If it's not on the seam..it's keen! (drgntmr@aol.com)

"Uh, Francine...what's the price again on an unlabeled two-denter?"...

1. With prices like these, who needs labels? (EthNargy@bergoo.com)