(updated 16 Mar 04)  

Top Ten Programs Featured On Bob Denver's (Gilligan) Home Radio Station

10. Why a millionaire takes a three-hour tour on a little charter boat. (TZMAC@aol.com)

9. How to grow pot on abandoned islands. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

8. The Professor's Guide To AOL- Proving once again that coconuts, a bicycle-powered ham radio and tin foil were still a more reliable means of communication. (RWich928@aol.com)

7. Daily Stock Market Analysis with Thurston and Lovey. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

6. The "Mary Ann or Ginger?" call-in show (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)

5. Commercial block sponsored by Verizon Wireless. (Can you hear me now? Good. Come get us then!) (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

4. Dating tips for people deserted on an island with two single bombshells. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

3. Coconuts: Is there anything they can't do? (NodMyChin@sbcglobal.net)

2. How to Sponge Off of an Old TV Show for the Rest of Your Life. (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Hmmm....something tells me his show's doomed to a three-hour run...

1. Self defense from being hit with a hat. (endocrom@aol.com)