(updated 16 Mar 05)  

Top Ten Sperm Bank Slogans

10. We actually PAY YOU to come inside! (guitartexn@aol.com)

9. Why let potential cash slip through your fingers? (cdmauger@aol.com; ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

8. If you can't get laid, you can still get paid. (jbray4@adelphia.net)

7. We Always Beat The Other Guys Hands Down (RWich928@aol.com)

6. Be a donor with your "Boner". (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

5. Tube E or not Tube E (Airfarcewon@aol.com; maxcel200@aol.com)

4. Get a load of this! (rockitower@aol.com)

3. Do the white thing... (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

2. We're FDICk insured... (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

And we guarantee all our clients are Master...er...Mensa members...

1. A stroke of genius. (phil@aol.com)

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