(updated 16 Oct 03)  

Top Ten Ways To Know You Are Dating a Business Consultant
(Topic suggested by MedCheryl@aol.com)

10. Believes that a relationship should not be based on anti-trust. (Mistahtom@aol.com)

9. During sex, instead of moaning she shows you a Graph and Colored Pie Chart... (gregparsons1968@aol.com)

8. She drafts a proposal on how to most efficiently organize your sock drawer. (robtone247@yahoo.com)

7. Made love-making much more efficient by eliminating foreplay. (Or, this could just show that you're dating a male.) (kamasushi@aol.com)

6. Your New Year's Eve party confetti looks strangely like shredded Enron documents. (Porcell78@AOL.com)

5. He tells you his Dow Jones is up sharply. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

4. Answers the phone "Ca-ching: Go ahead, it's your dollar." (AhOLHOL@aol.com)

3. Tells you his life story for an hour and you still don't know what he's talking about. (chharget@aol.com)

2. He's a ONE MINUTE MANAGER, if you know what I mean. (Wordmotion@aol.com)

But...are all oral contracts binding?...

1. Refers to a wild night of mutually gratifying sex as a "win-win situation". (MedCheryl@aol.com)