(updated 17 Apr 03)  

Top Ten Surprises Inside Saddam Hussein's 'Love Shack'

10. Enough chemical agents to make his wife think he's handsome. (CeasarV21@yahoo.com)

9. A picture and statue of someone other than himself. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

8. Secret door leading to the "Saddamy Room". (myoutsiderart@aol.com)

7. Copies of the popular motivational book, "I'm Uday, you're Qusay." (Say it a couple times) (kaylor@mail.com)

6. Baklava Lamps (stickypickle@aol.com)

5. 128 camels, 34 beds, and a sauna (but according to the information minister it was 56 cribs, 13 wet nurses, and a McDonald's Playplace.) (kaylor@mail.com)

4. Applications to 7-11's. (guitartexn@aol.com)

3. The Viagra-filled Fred Flintstone Pez dispensers. (lexkase@san.rr.com)

2. A large selection of "French" ticklers. (CathyClendenen@wmconnect.com)

By George...I think flynnkj19's got it...

1. A lot of pictures of Bush. (flynnkj19@aol.com)