(updated 17 Apr 05)  

Top Ten Clues That Your Brand New Girlfriend Is A 'Party Girl'
(Topic suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)

10. She asks you which tequila goes with white wine. (amfpsych@aol.com)

9. She belongs to the "Lubricant-of-the Month-Club".... (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

8. In school she was voted Most Likely To !!! (kicknDrummer@msn.com)

7. She has a bikini line tattoo pronouncing "Charlie Sheen was here". (mjgiunta@adelphia.net)

6. She brings a case a beer along to play putt putt golf. (rem7202@msn.com)

5. She switches the channel every time the Girls Gone Wild commercial comes on. (richdiandkids@optonline.net; rltowler@aol.com)

4. I've checked...she owns zero granny panties. (guitartexn@aol.com)

3. Refers to her pigtails as handlebars. (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

2. She's strangely disappointed that you don't have any brothers. (giraffic_art@yahoo.com)

I don't see the dads complaining...

1. Mötley Crüe won't take her home to meet their moms. (rltowler@aol.com)

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