(updated 17 Apr 05)
Top Ten Clues That Your Brand New Girlfriend Is A 'Party Girl'
(Topic suggested by NITRAMXXX@aol.com)
10. She asks you which tequila goes with white wine. (email@example.com)
9. She belongs to the "Lubricant-of-the Month-Club".... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
8. In school she was voted Most Likely To !!! (kicknDrummer@msn.com)
7. She has a bikini line tattoo pronouncing "Charlie Sheen was here". (email@example.com)
6. She brings a case a beer along to play putt putt golf. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
5. She switches the channel every time the Girls Gone Wild commercial comes on. (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
4. I've checked...she owns zero granny panties. (email@example.com)
3. Refers to her pigtails as handlebars. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
2. She's strangely disappointed that you don't have any brothers. (email@example.com)
I don't see the dads complaining...
1. Mötley Crüe won't take her home to meet their moms. (firstname.lastname@example.org)