(updated 17 Feb 03)  

Top Ten New Slogans For Dell Since "Steven" (The Dell Dude) Has Been Busted

10. Hey, dude you're getting a cell!! (rampage1984@msn.com; nearly everyone else)

9. I'm Steven's dad. I always wondered how my son could afford so many computers and accessories.... (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

8. Prices so low, you'd think we were stoned! (chharget@aol.com)

7. Dell....open a joint account today! (TvOrNotTv1@aol.com)

6. Dude, we're gettin' a new spokesperson. (Mistahtom@aol.com; rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

5. At least we drug test all our new interns. Honest. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

4. Dude, we smoke the competition! (chharget@aol.com)

3. And you thought he was just stupid. (kamasushi@aol.com)

2. Why would you 'juana get another computer? (JOSQUARD@aol.com)

Sure, Steven might still sell...just not Dell...

1. Dude, you're gettin a Dell...just not from Steven. (LunarEclipse2K3@aol.com)