(updated 18 Nov 03)  

Top Ten Rejected Slogans For The New Orville Redenbacher Cinnabon Popcorn

10. Orville Redenbacher's Cinnabon Popcorn: Now that he's dead, we're on our own. (williemelmoth@aol.com)

9. The way Indians meant popcorn to be. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

8. We combined the culinary genus of a Parisian Baker with skills of a white trash Mom to create a poor breakfast substitute that tastes like you actually give a sh*t. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

7. If it's brought to you by two huge corporations, you know it's GOT to be good! (Kamasushi@aol.com)

6. A new and creative way to die from a heart attack. (bonnie.houy@stateauto.com)

5. It goes great with Goldschlager!! (cringe4242@earthlink.net)

4. All the nutrition of a Cinnabon, without the tiresome exercise of going to the mall. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

3. Surely you can get fatter than that!! (m.giunta@comcast.net)

2. We put our buns in your popcorn and boy do they taste cinnamony! (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

Sucking seeds never tasted better...

1. Just like the cinnamon rolls Mom used to make...but with hard seeds! (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)