(updated 19 Oct 05)  

Top Ten Least Successful School Fundraisers

10. Old Yearbook Clearance Sale (HerzogVon@aol.com)

9. Buy a $5.00 chance to win a week's vacation in Murdo, South Dakota. (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

8. Blood Pudding Bake Sale (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

7. Adopt-a-Toilet (murdoctor@aol.com)

6. Win an hour of psychological counseling from Tom Cruise. (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

5. Raffle-- winning ticket holder gets 2 front row seats for the 4th Grade production of "The Radishes and Turnips Sing Their 50 Favorite Songs" (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

4. French Kiss the Lunch Lady for a Buck (ahines3103@aol.com; grumpchong@aol.com)

3. Art Teacher Mystery Brownie Bake Sale (tpanner@hotmail.com)

2. Coffin Polish Sales (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Okay kids, we all know about the 3 R's...today we learn a lesson about the all important 4th R...

1. The month long raffle for a bucket of shellfish. (manpretty@gmail.com)

The Ones That Almost Made It