(updated 1 Apr 04)  

Top Ten April Fools Day Jokes Played On President Bush This Year

10. Congress just passed a law saying there is a spelling test in the election. (ahines3103@aol.com)

9. Mr. President, there is a Mr. Bin Laden here to see you. (rampage1984@msn.com)

8. Getting everybody to keep calling him "Jeb" and to refer to him as "Mr. Governor". (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

7. Telling him that his daughter got drunk at the Palms casino in Vegas and married John Kerry's son. (steve_medel@oxy.com)

6. All of his speech writers turn in fake resignations, rendering Bush totally clueless. (pjb1671@netscape.net)

5. They hide his campaign money in Iraq and tell him to go get it. (4084104608@mobile.att.net)

4. On his next trip to the UK, every US Citizen should sneak over to Canada and hide. (monetmonet@artlover.com)

3. Hide his copies of "The Complete Idiots Guide to the Presidency" and "World Politics for Dummies". (fparsons@yahoo.com)

2. "Guess what! Senator Kerry just picked OJ Simpson for a running mate!" (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

If you thought he had that "deer in the headlights" look before...

1. Slipping the word "Supercalifragilistic" into the teleprompter. (jandsfargo@hotmail.com)