(updated 1 Oct 05)  

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked
(Topic suggested by MedCheryl@aol.com)

10. It's the only way to keep my boss from sexually harassing me. (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

9. To show them you are "with them" when it comes to "down-sizing." (gregzeer@yahoo.com)

8. More time to sleep in. (amfpsych@aol.com; richdiandkids@optonline.net)

7. You can literally hang out around the water cooler. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

6. No one will swipe your desk chair. (glacier68@comcast.net; fbmarz@earthlink.net)

5. Might be offered to work from home more often. (freeloosedirt@gmail.com)

4. "It's a good thing Johnson remembered the dongle." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

3. The boss can see your potential. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

2. To cover up the fact that you're also drunk. (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com; mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

Sheesh...I wouldn't know whether to show up naked...or bring my husband...

1. The boss always says, "I want to see your ass in here by 8 o'clock". (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

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