(updated 20 Feb 04)  

Top Ten Things NOT to Say When Your Wife Models Her New Lingerie
(Topic suggested by Moosespeak@netscape.net)

10. That looks almost as good on you as it does on your sister. (YanksDugout@aol.com; kester55@netzero.com)

9. Is that part of the Rosie O'Donnell line??? (marcwwolf@aol.com)

8. Did you save the receipt? (mykehalpinstudio@aol.com; missinmayberry@aol.com)

7. That reminds me... I saw this thing about sausage casings on the food channel... (StanYan1@aol.com)

6. Does it HAVE to be see through? (jajuta@comcast.net)

5. Hey... mind moving to the right some... it's time for Local on the 8's! (trilliumlife@aol.com)

4. Did it come with a robe?? (redbarron1010@aol.com; Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

3. I thought you said I'd be really turned on. (Chick65@aol.com)

2. Now there's a wardrobe malfunction! (trilliumlife@aol.com; silver_stars42@yahoo.com)

Just how much is that life insurance policy she has on you again...

1. You know, I never thought I'd choose the arsenic over the old lace, but... (JOSQUARD@aol.com)