(updated 20 Jul 04)  

Top Ten Downsides to Dating Your Boss
(Topic suggested by mistahtom@aol.com)

10. Can't hear the song "Take This Job and Shove It" without blushing. (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

9. Every time you ask for a raise, you get the same stale joke: "I just gave you one last night." (ukkfayooyay@aol.com; murdoctor@aol.com)

8. Keeps nagging you to quit bringing your work home with you. (iPHARTonU@hotmail.com)

7. Every time you have sex he gives you a performance evaluation. (maxcel200@aol.com; SPTIrish@aol.com)

6. His wife and kids calling in the middle of sex. (buttercup1977@hotmail.com)

5. Those love letters on post-its seem to lose their luster. (maxcel200@aol.com)

4. When it comes to career strategies, you can forget about the "sleeping your way to the top" move. (fbmarz@earthlink.net)

3. Before I only held one position here, but earlier today I held six. (davidgotribe@aol.com)

2. Weakens your harassment case against 3 previous bosses. (chharget@aol.com)

Hey, I remember those days with the "ditto machine" ;) ...

1. When you're at work, he's always on your ass. When you're not...ditto! (maxcel200@aol.com)